“Eye” See You Charcuterie Board

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Fabulous Fixings: “Eye” See You Charcuterie Board! I honestly could not resist buying two hand blown shot glasses featuring an eyeball in the bottom, made by a local artist. What a conversation starter when giving a toast. For instance: “Here’s mud in your eye!” Or “I’ve got my eye on you!” Or “Here’s looking at you, kid.” Maybe you can come up with a phrase familiar to you. No matter how you say “Cheers”, it always means “Let’s get this party started.” Carry On. 

“EYE” SEE YOU CHARCUTERIE BOARD 

Ingredients:

1/2 baguette, frozen

1 orange, sliced

1/2 cup tropical fruit and nut trail mix

4 ounces bacon cheddar cheese, cut into cubes

1/2 pound applewood smoked deli ham, sliced

Hot Honey, for drizzling

Kettle Chips

Sun Chips

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400°. Place frozen baguette on a baking sheet; set aside. When oven is ready, bake the bread for 10 minutes. Remove and slice. Arrange warm baguette, orange slices, trail mix, cheese cubes, smoked ham, hot honey, kettle chips, and sun chips on a cutting board. Serve. 

Croque Madame Magic

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Fabulous Fixings: Croque Madame Magic! For a late night snack or weekend brunch idea, make your own French favorite at home. You can cut corners by using the microwave to melt the cheese and warm the ham. Or instead, for added crunchiness, use an iron skillet to toast the bottom of the sourdough bread until golden brown. Don’t forget to brush both sides with butter. Same with the egg. Make it in the microwave or fry it in the skillet. Don’t you just love it when I give you a choice?

CROQUE MADAME MAGIC

Ingredients:

1 slice artisan sourdough bread, toasted

1 teaspoon sea salt butter

1 slice Canadian bacon

1 slice Gruyère cheese

1 cooked egg, over easy

Herbs de Provence, for garnish

Instructions:

To assemble the open-faced sandwich, place sourdough toasted bread on a plate. Slather with sea salt butter. Next layer Canadian bacon on toast. Cover meat with a slice of Gruyère cheese. Microwave on High setting for 20 seconds. Top with cooked egg. Sprinkle with Herbs de Provence spices. Serve immediately. 

Three Bean Pasta Salad

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Graze or Gobble: Three Bean Pasta Salad! Yippee for meal prep. This tasty salad is one you can make ahead on the weekend for a delicious lunch at work. The dressing gives it gourmet flavor similar to the corner café, without the cost of an Uber. Add a few gluten-free pretzels or pita crackers to satisfy that munchtime craving. The slightly sharp buttery flavor of provolone cheese works well with the pasta. I know what you’re thinking…..would a bottle of wine be appropriate? Probably. Just not at work. 

THREE BEAN PASTA SALAD

Ingredients: 

4 ounces uncooked shell pasta

15-ounce three bean salad, drained and chilled

1 tablespoon pimento, chopped

4 ounces provolone cheese, cubed

2 scallions, white part only, thinly sliced

3 tablespoons garlic wine vinegar 

1 tablespoon Dijon mustard

1 tablespoon natural honey

1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper 

1/4 cup olive oil 

Instructions:

Cook shell pasta according to package directions. Rinse in cool water; drain well. Combine shell pasta, three bean mixture, chopped pimento, and provolone cheese cubes. Gently toss. Set aside. In a small bowl, combine scallions and garlic wine vinegar. Allow to rest for 5 minutes. Add Dijon mustard, natural honey, and cayenne pepper. Mix well. Gradually whisk in the olive oil until well combined. Pour dressing over pasta salad and serve slightly chilled. 

Pan-Fried Porgy Flatbread

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Graze or Gobble: Pan-Fried Porgy Flatbread! Introducing another whitefish that is often overlooked. It’s pretty common in the waters around southwest Florida, making it easily accessible from local fishermen. Less expensive too, in case you’re wondering. Now what to do with it. Hmmm. To be honest, I’ve never heard of “fish pizza” before, unless you count anchovies. However, I hadn’t eaten fish tacos until I visited my friend in San Diego twenty years ago, and here we are. I thought to myself, why not put fish on flatbread to make it a pizza? Call me crazy, but it was swimmingly delicious. 

PAN-FRIED PORGY FLATBREAD 

Ingredients:

8-ounces porgy fish fillet, skin and bones removed

1 tablespoon olive oil 

1 tablespoon butter

1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt

1/8 teaspoon black pepper 

1 prepared flatbread

1/4 cup pizza sauce

4 ounces fresh mozzarella cheese, sliced 

2 tablespoons red onion slices, slightly chopped

Fresh baby spinach leaves, gently torn

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400°. If you have a pizza stone, put it in the oven while it is preheating. In a skillet, warm olive oil and butter over medium-high heat. Place the porgy into the skillet. Sprinkle with seasoned salt and black pepper. Cook 2 minutes; flip and cook porgy 2 minutes longer until crisp and golden brown. Remove pan from heat and set aside. When the oven is preheated, using hot pads, transfer the pizza stone to a heatproof workstation to build the pizza. Place the flatbread onto the stone. Layer with pizza sauce, fresh mozzarella cheese slices, and red onions. Flake the porgy fish with a fork and arrange it on the flatbread. Bake 15 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. Top with gently torn baby spinach leaves. Serve immediately. 

Olive Cheese Spread

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Graze or Gobble: Olive Cheese Spread! Olives aren’t just for martinis, you know. In fact, their slightly sea salt flavor seduces the tongue with the spicy sweetness of a pimento hidden inside. The buttery cream cheese embraces everything like a barefoot hug that sways to the music. Sounds a little bit like a party, doesn’t it? Permission granted. 

OLIVE CHEESE SPREAD

Ingredients:

8-ounces cream cheese, softened 

2 tablespoons butter, room temperature

1/2 cup finely chopped pimento-stuffed Spanish olives

1/2 cup pecans, chopped 

1 tablespoon fresh chives, chopped 

Instructions:

Combine softened cream cheese and butter. Mix well until smooth. Fold in finely chopped olives. On a sheet of waxed paper, form cream cheese mixture into a log. Twist ends to secure. Chill 30 minutes in the refrigerator. Roll cream cheese log in chopped pecans. Garnish with olive slices and fresh chives. Serve. 

Homemade Bleu Cheese Dressing

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Graze or Gobble: Homemade Bleu Cheese Dressing! What is it about ranch dressing that practically makes you slurp it with a straw? Ever dip raw veggies in it? Of course. Did you know if you add taco seasoning to ranch dressing, it becomes a popular “Calypso Dressing” at a Mexican cantina? Try dipping tortilla chips in that sometime. Ahhh, you wondered how they did that. One of my favorite concoctions is crumbled bleu cheese. Talk about that briny earthy zing of saltiness. Oh, yum. 

HOMEMADE BLEU CHESE DRESSING

Ingredients:

1 cup Greek yogurt 

1/2 cup mayonnaise 

1 packet dry Ranch dressing mix 

1 cup bleu cheese crumbles

Instructions:

Combine Greek yogurt and mayonnaise. Stir until smooth. Add packet of Ranch dressing mix. Blend well. Fold in bleu cheese crumbles. Refrigerate for one hour. Drizzle over salads, vegetables, chips, cheese sticks, French fries, pizza, or meats. Store leftovers (if any) in refrigerator for one week. 

Fig Jam Pear Puffs

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Graze or Gobble: Fig Jam Pear Puffs! Sweet and spicy pepper jellies or jams make such interesting bedfellows when paired with cheese and fruit. You’ve probably noticed them on a charcuterie tray since cheese has a way of “cooling” the heat that can make hot peppers often intolerant. By adding the honey-like sweetness of ripe figs, the combo becomes a tug-o-war fusion between instant gratification, excitement, and joy to an endorphin rush of pleasant feelings. 

FIG JAM PEAR PUFFS

Ingredients:

8-ounce tube of crescent rolls

4-ounces cream cheese

2 pears, peeled and finely chopped 

1 pinch cinnamon 

1 smidgen ground nutmeg

2 tablespoons blistered jalapeño fig jam

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 375°. Spray a mini muffin tin with nonstick oil. Set aside. Unroll the crescent dough onto a work surface. Press seams together to form a rectangle. Using a pizza cutter, cut dough into 6 rows by 4 rows to make 24 squares. Press one dough square into each muffin cup. Cut cream cheese into 24 cubes. Place one cube of cream cheese into the bottom of each dough-lined cup. Cover with a heaping teaspoon of finely chopped pears. Sprinkle cinnamon and nutmeg over all. Top off with a small dollop of jalapeño fig jam. Bake 10-12 minutes or until the edges turn golden brown. Cool 5 minutes and then transfer each pear puff to a wire rack. Serve warm. 

Zapiekanka Polish Pizza

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Food With Soul: Zapiekanka Polish Pizza! Open-faced sandwiches, especially made with crusty artisan breads, are incredibly satisfying when craving a pizza-like meal. Although now there are a bazillion variations of the traditional Polish snack originally sold by street vendors, this recipe serves as a starting point for something new and different. Sauces may range from tomato ketchup to spicy sriracha to garlic mayo. It’s all about the cravings of the moment.

ZAPIEKANKA POLISH PIZZA

Ingredients:

1 baguette, sliced lengthwise

8 ounces button mushrooms, chopped

1 onion, peeled and chopped

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 teaspoon seasoned salt

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

4 ounces provolone cheese, sliced

4 ounces sharp cheddar cheese, sliced

2 tablespoons tomato ketchup

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400°. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Place baguettes on baking sheet. Scoop out a well in each baguette slice; discard filling. Set aside. In a large skillet, warm olive oil. Sauté chopped mushrooms and onions for 10 minutes, until browned. Sprinkle with seasoned salt and black pepper. Layer the provolone and sharp cheddar cheeses over baguettes. Arrange the sautéed mushrooms and onions over top. Bake 10 minutes, or until cheese is melted and bread is golden brown. Drizzle tomato ketchup over all. Serve hot.

World Class Steak Salad

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Food With Soul: World Class Steak Salad! There’s nothing more satisfying than a bowl of fresh salad greens, crumbled cheese, and garden veggies…unless you add a juicy grilled steak. Suddenly, the meal becomes restaurant-worthy. It’s filling, protein-rich, and pretty! It seems like a lot is going on there, but once you plan it out, the assembly takes mere minutes. To save money, you can use flank steak instead of sirloin or ribeye, as long as you tenderize it in a marinade. Giving you options makes everything taste better. Wouldn’t you agree?

WORLD CLASS STEAK SALAD

Ingredients for Steak:

1 pound flank steak

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 tablespoon garlic wine vinegar

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Ingredients for Salad:

2 cups iceberg lettuce

2 cups romaine lettuce

1 cup Campari tomatoes, quartered

1/4 cup red onion, thinly sliced

1 ripe avocado, sliced

1/4 teaspoon lime juice

3 strips precooked bacon, crumbled

1/4 cup bleu cheese, crumbled

1 green onion, sliced

Everything But Bagel seasoning

Instructions:

In a shallow dish, combine olive oil, garlic wine vinegar, kosher salt, and black pepper. Coat both sides of flank steak. Cover dish with plastic wrap and marinate steak for one hour. Meanwhile, prepare the salad. In a serving bowl, layer the iceberg and romaine lettuce leaves first. Leave a small area for the grilled steak. Arrange Campari tomatoes, red onion slices, and avocados around the edge of the bowl. Sprinkle lime juice over avocado slices to prevent browning. Top salad with crispy bacon pieces, bleu cheese crumbles, and sliced green onions. Sprinkle Everything But Bagel seasoning over all. Refrigerate salad until ready to serve. To grill the steak, preheat grill to 450°. Remove the steak from the marinade and place directly on grill grates. Close lid; cook for 3 minutes. Discard marinade. Turn steak and grill 3 minutes longer with lid closed. Transfer steak to a cutting board. Allow to “rest” for 5 minutes. Slice meat and place onto the prepared salad. Serve with bleu cheese dressing.