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Unbelievable Cheesy Pimento Spread

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Appetizers to Desserts: Unbelievable Cheesy Pimiento Spread! If you’re a cheese lover, this is a “must-do” appetizer. It is guaranteed to bring big raves at the next holiday gathering. The smokey-peppery version is sure to test your willpower. Should it just be slathered on crackers or bagel chips? What about apple slices? Or will you take it one step further and build a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough bread?  Whatever you choose, create all sorts of ideas for enhancing this nostalgic Southern favorite. 

UNBELIEVABLE CHEESY PIMENTO SPREAD 

Ingredients:

1/2 cup mayonnaise 

2 teaspoons French Dijon mustard 

1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 

1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes

1/4 teaspoon seasoned salt

1/8 teaspoon white pepper 

4-ounce jar of diced pimientos, drained

2 green onions, snipped

8 ounces extra sharp yellow cheddar cheese, finely shredded 

10 ounces sharp white cheddar cheese, medium shredded 

1 teaspoon sriracha hot chili sauce (optional)

Instructions:

In a large bowl, stir together mayonnaise, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, red pepper flakes, seasoned salt, and pepper. Mix well. Fold in pimientos and onions. Stir in both cheeses until blended. Add sriracha for a kick of heat. Chill one hour or overnight. 

Serving Suggestion: Serve as an Appetizer with crackers or assorted vegetables. Also excellent as finger sandwiches. 

*For block cheeses, grate one kind with small holes and the other with medium holes on a box grater or using food processor blades. 

Olive Tapenade

What’s cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Appetizers to Desserts: Olive Tapenade! Here’s a nice prelude to an evening meal. Forego the usual focaccia bread and herbed olive oil for a southern France hors d’oeuvre instead. By using an exotic mixture of olives and spices, it creates a versatile condiment for crackers, bread, cheese, and vegetables. Later on, serve it over pasta or fish as another option. Whatever you choose, seek adventure. You won’t be disappointed in the mellow salty garlic flavor lingering long into the night. 

OLIVE TAPENADE 

Ingredients:

1/2 cup green olives with pimentos 

1/2 cup black olives, pitted 

1/2 cup kalamata olives, pitted

2 tablespoons capers

4 tablespoons olive oil

1 garlic clove, minced

1/8 teaspoon sea salt

1/8 teaspoon cracked black pepper 

Instructions:

Combine all ingredients. Pulse in a food processor for several minutes. Scrape sides and repeat. Cover and chill in the refrigerator for one hour. Serve with crusty artisan bread or pita chips. Tastes great spread over cream cheese for party flavor. 

Bleu Plate Special

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? The Joy of Eating: Bleu Plate Special! As the day winds down, the kids are fed, and the sunset turns to burnt-sugar orange, take some time out for yourself. Make a delightful cheese plate filled with inviting textures balanced by a range of flavors from aged and smoky to salty and sweet. Pair with a glass of sweet wine (or fruity spritzer) for an amazing taste sensation. Sink back into a comfy chaise lounge and let soft music fill the room. Remind yourself this is a classic French dessert, and prepare to be pampered. 

BLEU PLATE SPECIAL

Ingredients:

Wedge of Bleu Cheese (or any aged cheese variety)

Bunch of Green Grapes (or any seasonal fruit)

Smoked Almonds

Water Crackers (or crusty breads)

Instructions:

Choose a platter where all ingredients can be arranged in a simple way, leaving space between choices. Identify cheeses if offering more than one kind. Rule of thumb: Place one cheese knife or spreader for each type of cheese. Keep it simple. 

Vegan Charcuterie Board

Eating My Way Through the Holidays! Festive Food Gifts: Vegan Charcuterie Board! Here’s your solution to what to bring to the next holiday party. Choose popular garden veggies, distinct to the season. Arrange them on a charcuterie board with nuts and flavorful dips. Peruse the local farmers’ market or produce section of your nearest grocers. With a little effort, the Vegan Charcuterie Board can be the star attraction for office pitch-ins, family gatherings, and other festive occasions. Check it out!

VEGAN CHARCUTERIE BOARD

Ingredients:

Carrot sticks 

Asparagus spears

Celery sticks

Cherry tomatoes 

Mini cucumbers, sliced

Radishes, quartered

Yellow sweet peppers, sliced 

Green olives, stuffed

Kalamata olives, pitted

Pistachios in shell

Assorted crackers

Ingredients for Hummus:

15-ounce can chickpeas, drained

1/2 cup tahini paste

1/4 cup olive oil

2 tablespoons lemon juice

1/4 teaspoon garlic powder

1/4 teaspoon cumin powder 

1/2 teaspoon sea salt

1 teaspoon lemon olive oil

1 tablespoon capers

Using a food processor, pulse chickpeas until smooth. Add tahini paste, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic powder, cumin powder, and sea salt. Process until mixed. Transfer hummus to a shallow bowl. Drizzle with lemon olive oil. Garnish with capers. 

Ingredients for Dill Dip:

4 ounces Neufchâtel cheese, softened

1 tablespoon prepared horseradish 

1 tablespoon dill weed

1 teaspoon capers

1 tablespoon chives, chopped

Combine Neufchâtel cheese and prepared horseradish. Stir until smooth. Fold in dill weed, capers, and chives. Refrigerate one hour before serving. 

Pine Berry Appetizer

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Food Plating: Pine Berry Appetizer! If you are a strawberry lover, think outside the box with a tropical twist this unique berry carries. The texture remains sweet and juicy, yet highlights subtle notes of pineapple, pear, and apricot. The creamy white flesh is an indication the berry is ripe enough to eat. I only mention that because on first glance you may suspect I am trying to encourage you to eat underripe strawberries. I think not. The “seeds”, so to speak, should appear red in color. For those who wonder, pine berries are the natural result of cross-pollination. This often does make them a little more expensive than regular strawberries. For special occasions, they are perfect! 

PINE BERRY APPETIZER

Ingredients: 

8 ounces Florida pine berries, washed, patted dry, and cut in half

4 ounces goat cheese, room temperature

2 ounces cream cheese, softened

1/2 teaspoon Tupelo honey

1 pinch sea salt (optional)

Fresh thyme, for garnish

Rosemary Sesame Flatbread Crackers, for serving

Instructions: 

In a mixing bowl, combine goat cheese, cream cheese, and Tupelo honey. Blend until thoroughly mixed and the consistency of whipped cream. Taste before adding a pinch of sea salt. Refrigerate for 30 minutes. To assemble the pine berry appetizer, slather a dollop of whipped cheese onto a rosemary sesame flatbread cracker. Garnish with a sprig of fresh thyme. Serve immediately. 

Lobster Au Gratin

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Food Plating: Lobster Au Gratin! Go to any lobster hut along the eastern seaboard and you’re bound to see “Baked Lobster Pie” on the menu. Ask the server about it, and you may see her mouth drool and eyes roll back as she explains the buttery cracker topping mixed with luscious lobster chunks. And butter. Did I mention butter? Real butter. Just before she turns on her heel to sashay back to the kitchen to fill your drink order, she’ll mention an afterthought, “Of course you can order it without the cracker topping.” By that time you’ve already made up your mind and respond without thinking, “Um, duh. Why would I do that?” Her smile says it all. 

LOBSTER AU GRATIN

Ingredients: 

2-3 lobster tails, cooked and cut into bite-size chunks

1 1/2 cups Ritz* crackers, crushed

1/4 cup parsley, chopped

2 tablespoons parmesan cheese, grated

1/2 cup butter, melted

1/4 teaspoon garlic powder

2 tablespoons sherry

1/4 cup light cream

1 teaspoon lemon juice

1/2 teaspoon sea salt 

1/8 teaspoon black pepper

Parsley, for garnish

Instructions: 

Preheat oven to 350°. Spray 2 individual casserole dishes with nonstick oil. Place them on a baking sheet. Set aside. Combine crushed crackers, chopped parsley, parmesan cheese, melted butter, and garlic powder. Mix well. Set aside. In small bowl, combine sherry, light cream, lemon juice, sea salt, and black pepper. Mix well. Divide the cooked lobster between the two prepared casserole dishes. Spread the buttery cracker topping evenly over the lobster. Carefully pour the cream mixture over the top. Do not overflow. Bake 10-15 minutes, or until the crumb topping is golden brown. Remove the casseroles from the oven and allow to rest for a few minutes. Garnish with fresh parsley. 

*I receive no recompense for mentioning Ritz crackers. 

No-Bake Hazelnut Bars

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Home Cooking: No-Bake Hazelnut Bars! Here you go. A delicious nutty chocolate treat that can be a dessert or a snack. And there is no need to heat up the oven. This combination of dietary coconut fiber and heart-healthy hazelnuts are sure to become your personal favorite. One bar may provide the nutritious energy boost you need to keep going strong. But the question is…..can you stop at just one?

NO-BAKE HAZELNUT BARS

Ingredients:

1/2 cup butter

1/3 milk

1 cup brown sugar, packed

1 cup coconut, flaked

1 cup graham cracker crumbs

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 13-ounce jar of Nutella Chocolate-Hazelnut Spread

Instructions:

Boil butter, milk, brown sugar, coconut, and cracker crumbs in a medium saucepan for 7 minutes, stirring constantly. Mix in vanilla extract.  Line a 9″x13″ pan with club crackers. Pour the filling over crackers. Top another layer of crackers. Warm Nutella in microwave for 20 seconds. Spread over all. Garnish with nut meats. Cool in refrigerator until firm. Cut into squares.

Baked Brie

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Simple Sensations: Baked Brie!  I typically serve this as an appetizer, with French preserves and almonds on top, but it also makes a wonderful dessert with a light fruity wine. 

BAKED BRIE

Ingredients:

14 ounce wheel of Brie*

1/4 cup apricot preserves 

2 tablespoons almonds, sliced

2 tablespoons butter, melted

1 teaspoon red pepper flakes, optional

* Camembert is a milder substitute. 

Directions:

Preheat oven to 325°. Remove Brie wheel from package and slice off the top surface of the rind. Place the wheel in a small oven-proof dish. Lightly score the cheese. Spread the apricot preserves over the exposed cheese surface. Sprinkle with almonds. Pour the butter over all. Garnish with red pepper flakes on top. Bake the Brie uncovered for 15-20 minutes until the cheese is soft and heated through. Serve in the same dish to keep it warm. 

Sliced fruit, deli crackers, and crusty baguettes make a nice compliment to the rich, creamy flavor. 

Magic Treasure Cookies

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? A Symphony of Flavors: Magic Treasure Cookies! Anyone can justify having dessert whenever cookies are around. But that’s not the only reason we bake them. Sure, cookies satisfy that craving our sweet tooth demands, but they also provide an afternoon pick-me-up because of the dough made from scratch. We know what’s in them. No preservatives or artificial stuff, that’s for sure. Setting that aside, cookies smell ah-mazing fresh from the oven. They have this magical way of bringing families together, which often brings smiles and laughter. Who can argue with that?

MAGIC TREASURE COOKIES

Ingredients:

1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs

1/2 cup flour

2 teaspoons baking powder

14-ounce can sweetened condensed milk

1/2 cup butter, room temperature 

1 1/3 cups flaked coconut 

12-ounce package semi-sweet chocolate chips 

1 cup walnuts, chopped

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 375°. In a small bowl, mix graham cracker crumbs, flour, and baking powder. In a large mixer bowl, beat sweetened condensed milk and butter until smooth. Add graham cracker crumb mixture; mix well. Stir in flaked coconut, chocolate chips, and chopped walnuts. Drop by rounded tablespoons onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake 9-10 minutes, or until lightly browned. Enjoy!