Hot Honey Cheese Snack

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Fabulous Fixings: Hot Honey Cheese Snack! I think by now you can see I have an addiction to spicy foods. Close your eyes and imagine me jumping for joy when I discovered my favorite source of natural honey infused with scotch bonnet and habanero peppers. Talk about fiery and sweet! The cheese actually acts as a coolant so no one goes running from the room with their mouth on fire. Trust me. Would I lead you down the orchard path to simply get stung?!?

HOT HONEY CHEESE SNACK

Ingredients:

8 ounces Brie cheese

2 ounces hot honey

Red pepper flakes, for garnish

Dried oregano, for garnish

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 350°. Unwrap Brie and place in a small ovenproof crock or baking dish. Bake for 15-20 minutes or until cheese is melted and gooey. Drizzle with hot honey, red pepper flakes, and dried oregano. Serve immediately with baguette slices and nut mixture. 

“Eye” See You Charcuterie Board

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Fabulous Fixings: “Eye” See You Charcuterie Board! I honestly could not resist buying two hand blown shot glasses featuring an eyeball in the bottom, made by a local artist. What a conversation starter when giving a toast. For instance: “Here’s mud in your eye!” Or “I’ve got my eye on you!” Or “Here’s looking at you, kid.” Maybe you can come up with a phrase familiar to you. No matter how you say “Cheers”, it always means “Let’s get this party started.” Carry On. 

“EYE” SEE YOU CHARCUTERIE BOARD 

Ingredients:

1/2 baguette, frozen

1 orange, sliced

1/2 cup tropical fruit and nut trail mix

4 ounces bacon cheddar cheese, cut into cubes

1/2 pound applewood smoked deli ham, sliced

Hot Honey, for drizzling

Kettle Chips

Sun Chips

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400°. Place frozen baguette on a baking sheet; set aside. When oven is ready, bake the bread for 10 minutes. Remove and slice. Arrange warm baguette, orange slices, trail mix, cheese cubes, smoked ham, hot honey, kettle chips, and sun chips on a cutting board. Serve. 

Three Bean Pasta Salad

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Graze or Gobble: Three Bean Pasta Salad! Yippee for meal prep. This tasty salad is one you can make ahead on the weekend for a delicious lunch at work. The dressing gives it gourmet flavor similar to the corner café, without the cost of an Uber. Add a few gluten-free pretzels or pita crackers to satisfy that munchtime craving. The slightly sharp buttery flavor of provolone cheese works well with the pasta. I know what you’re thinking…..would a bottle of wine be appropriate? Probably. Just not at work. 

THREE BEAN PASTA SALAD

Ingredients: 

4 ounces uncooked shell pasta

15-ounce three bean salad, drained and chilled

1 tablespoon pimento, chopped

4 ounces provolone cheese, cubed

2 scallions, white part only, thinly sliced

3 tablespoons garlic wine vinegar 

1 tablespoon Dijon mustard

1 tablespoon natural honey

1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper 

1/4 cup olive oil 

Instructions:

Cook shell pasta according to package directions. Rinse in cool water; drain well. Combine shell pasta, three bean mixture, chopped pimento, and provolone cheese cubes. Gently toss. Set aside. In a small bowl, combine scallions and garlic wine vinegar. Allow to rest for 5 minutes. Add Dijon mustard, natural honey, and cayenne pepper. Mix well. Gradually whisk in the olive oil until well combined. Pour dressing over pasta salad and serve slightly chilled. 

Crisp Asparagus Radish Salad

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Graze or Gobble: Crisp Asparagus Radish Salad! If you can justify the high cost of asparagus, savor every bite. My husband absolutely loves asparagus. When a restaurant offers it as a vegetable option over zucchini, he’ll swallow the up-charge every time and forge ahead like a mighty warrior. So, when I buy a pound of asparagus at the farmer’s market or nearby grocers, I usually have more than one meal planned for it. This time it’s in the form of a side salad. 

CRISP ASPARAGUS RADISH SALAD

Ingredients:

1/2 pound fresh asparagus, trimmed and cut into 2-inch pieces

3 radishes, thinly sliced

1 green onion, thinly sliced

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 tablespoon garlic wine vinegar 

1 tablespoon lemon juice

1 teaspoon honey

1 teaspoon Dijon mustard

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

Toasted sesame seeds, for garnish

Instructions:

In a large saucepan, bring water to a boil. Add asparagus. Cover and boil for 3 minutes. Drain; immediately place asparagus in ice water. Drain and pat dry. Transfer asparagus to a bowl. Add thinly sliced radishes and green onions. To make the dressing, in a small bowl, whisk together olive oil, garlic wine vinegar, lemon juice, honey, Dijon mustard, and cayenne pepper. Mix well. Pour over salad; toss to coat. Garnish with toasted sesame seeds. 

Xalapa Party Punch

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Palatable Possibilities: Xalapa Party Punch! Before you read further, I want you to know this is an adult beverage and not intended for those under the age of 21. It does contain alcohol, so drink responsibly. Big-batch cocktails, or party punch, are nice to have on hand for last minute gatherings or friends who drop by unannounced. I keep a pitcher in the refrigerator for just that reason. If you do the same, choose a container that has an airtight lid. There’s nothing worse than sipping on an icy cold cocktail that smells like garlic or grilled leftovers. With the subtle fruity notes of apple, orange, cherry, and apricot, Xalapa Party Punch will get everyone talking. Carry On.

XALAPA PARTY PUNCH

Ingredients:

1 cup hot black tea

1/2 cup Tupelo honey

1 orange rind, grated

2 cups dark rum

2 cups apple brandy

2 cups dry red wine

Crushed Ice

Basil or Mint, for garnish

Instructions:

In a saucepan over low heat, combine hot black tea, Tupelo honey, and grated orange rind. Heat for 5 minutes. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat; set aside to cool. Add dark rum, apple brandy, and dry red wine. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Pour into glasses filled with crushed ice. Garnish with fresh basil or mint.

Bang Bang Sauce

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Palatable Possibilities: Bang Bang Sauce! Look no further for a tasty condiment that can be smeared, dunked, or drizzled all over fried chicken, grilled shrimp, or even steamed broccoli if the mood strikes you. It’s smooth and creamy, a little bit spicy, honey sweet, and tingles your tongue. You absolutely must share with everyone else at the table. After all, garlic tastes delicious in food, but it leaves behind a slightly pungent odor that can find some people feeling offended or jealous. And we wouldn’t want that.

BANG BANG SAUCE

Ingredients:

1/2 cup mayonnaise

3 tablespoons sweet chili sauce

1 tablespoon sriracha

1 teaspoon natural honey

1/2 teaspoon rice vinegar

1 clove garlic, minced

Green onions, for garnish

Red pepper flakes, for garnish

Instructions:

In a mixing bowl, combine mayonnaise, sweet chili sauce, sriracha, natural honey, rice vinegar, and minced garlic. Whisk until everything is combined. Pour into a serving dish. Garnish with green onion snips and red pepper flakes. Serve as a dipping sauce with seafood.

Kalamata Olive Whipped Feta

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Stir. Spread. Flip. Repeat: Kalamata Olive Whipped Feta! Roasting olives in the oven gives them a unique rustic flavor that compliments the creamy texture feta cheese is widely known for and incredibly well-balanced. The caramelized flavor seems to be the most popular at room temperature, making them a sophisticated appetizer at any gathering.

KALAMATA OLIVE WHIPPED FETA

Ingredients:

4 ounces manzanilla Spanish olives, stuffed with pimentos

6 ounces Kalamata olives, pitted

2 shallots, sliced

2 tablespoons olive oil

2 teaspoons Herbes de Provence

1 teaspoon oregano

1/2 teaspoon sea salt

1/8 teaspoon black pepper

8 ounces feta cheese, crumbled

1/3 cup Greek yogurt

4 ounce burrata cheese

4 ounces Neufchâtel cheese, room temperature

1/2 teaspoon garlic powder

1 tablespoon Tupelo honey

1 tablespoon olive oil

Olive oil, for garnish drizzle

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400°. In a baking dish, combine manzanilla olives, Kalamata olives, shallots, olive oil, Herbes de Provence, oregano, sea salt, and black pepper. Toss everything together. Bake 25 minutes. Set aside to cool. To make the whipped feta, use a food processor. Combine feta cheese, Greek yogurt, burrata cheese, Neufchâtel cheese, garlic powder, Tupelo honey, and olive oil. Pulse until smooth. Spread the whipped feta onto a plate. Top with roasted olives. Garnish with a drizzle of olive oil. Serve with toasted baguette slices.

Pom Pom Salad

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Country Casual Cravings: Pom Pom Salad! You can’t miss the incredibly bright red edible seeds of a ripe pomegranate. It’s actually the only part of the fruit that can be eaten. The naturally sweet and slightly tart flavor of an aril almost tastes like a piece of candy. They look incredibly enticing when sprinkled on a leafy salad. Wouldn’t you agree?

POM POM SALAD

Ingredients:

1 lime, juice of

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 tablespoon raw honey

1/8 teaspoon kosher salt

1 smidgen cinnamon

1/8 teaspoon chili-lime seasoning

25 baby spinach leaves, chopped

6 navel oranges, peeled and sliced into rounds

1/4 cup pomegranate arils

Instructions:

To make the dressing, in a small bowl combine the lime juice, olive oil, raw honey, kosher salt, cinnamon, and chili-lime seasoning. Whisk until smooth. Set aside. To assemble salad, place baby spinach leaves on a large platter or individual salad plates. Arrange orange slices on spinach. Drop pomegranate arils on top. Drizzle the prepared dressing over salad. Serve slightly chilled.

Xtra Tender Crockpot Carrots

What’s Cooking in Gail’s Kitchen? Here Come the Holidays: Xtra Tender Crockpot Carrots! Take advantage of a favorite workhorse at your disposal for men and women alike. Some call it a crockpot (from the 1970s) while others refer to it as a modern-day slow cooker. It basically became popular because it was a handy appliance that could be filled with traditional stew ingredients left to cook slowly all day long. People plugged it in and trotted off to work. When they returned home, the entire house was filled with savory aromas that could make a macho man weep. The only thing missing was the synthesized beat of the disco hit by the Village People. Now I’m really dating myself.

XTRA TENDER CROCKPOT CARROTS

Instructions:

2 pounds whole carrots, washed and peeled

1/3 cup apricot jam

6 tablespoons butter, melted

2 tablespoons raw honey

2 tablespoons brown sugar

1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar

1 teaspoon garlic powder

3/4 teaspoon kosher salt

1/4 teaspoon dried thyme

1/4 teaspoon dry mustard

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 1/2 tablespoons water

Instructions:

Trim carrots, as needed, to fit lengthwise in a crockpot or slow cooker. Remove all but an inch of the carrot tops. In a bowl, combine apricot jam, melted butter, raw honey, brown sugar, balsamic vinegar, garlic powder, kosher salt, dried thyme, dry mustard, and black pepper. Stir until thoroughly mixed. In a glass measuring cup, whisk together cornstarch and water. Pour into the apricot sauce. Stir well. Drizzle apricot sauce over carrots. Cover crockpot. Cook on LOW setting for 5-6 hours, or until tender. Carrots are done when pierced easily with a fork. Serve immediately.